Top 13 Tweets

Yesterday I generated a 116 page pdf of all of my tweets using this utility. I sent it to a good friend of mine that I used to work with back in my computer science days and he read them in their entirity. He sent me back a "Top 13" list of his favorite tweets and I just had to repost them here. He ordered them chronologically:

• Medchem, in the immortal words of John Cougar Mellencamp: "hurts so good"
• What time is it? It's Go Time.
• agrees with the insurance broker that being a javelin catcher would be a high risk occupation.
• found it strange that the first truck on the scene at yesterday's fire alarm was one delivering compressed gas.
• Just finished up skillz lab. Still finds it funny that Therapeutic Choices was written/edited by Dr. Jean Gray.
• just sucked in some hot pepper he was cooking with and now is in the process of hacking up a lung.
• this five-hour old coffee is not bad. It's concentrated go-juice!
• Unless of course you need to turn left in any game. I guess NASCAR games are out!
• "I'm what you might call a black belt wireless e-mailer." -George H.W. Bush
• Superbowl Sunday. Let's go play ping pong!!
• Just had a hamburger for breakfast. At least it wasn't a Big Kahuna Burger.
• Thinking about making a vinegar pie.
• The bus smells strangely of feces today.

A big shout out to Jonathan for compiling this list!